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 So you don't know Jack Schitt?

He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt

Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeepin Schitt Inn.
  • Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.  They produced six children.  Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth.  Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.  Then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. And finally, another son, Bull Schitt.

  • Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

  • Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt.

  • Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt.

  • Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.
Now You Know Jack Schitt!