Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
- A few clowns short of a circus..
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity..
- Dumber than a box of hair..
- A few peas short of a casserole..
- Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box..
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead..
- One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl..
- It's hard to believe that out of 10,000 sperm, he was the quickest..
- The light is on but nobody's home..
- One taco short of a combination plate..
- A few feathers short of a whole duck..
- Doesn't have both oars in the water..
- All foam, no beer..
- Couldn't win a 200 lap race with a 199 lap head-start..
- The cheese slid off his cracker..
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal..
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel..
- Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt..
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear..
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot even if the instructions were on the heel..
- Fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down..
- An intellect rivaled only by a garden hoe..
- As smart as bait..
- Chimney's clogged..
- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash..
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor..
- Actually believes Win95 works..
- Forgot to pay his brain bill..
- Is running on 7 cylinders..
- Her sewing machine is out of thread..
- Hasn't seen the football since the kickoff..
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels..
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops..
- If he had another brain, it would be lonely..
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control..
- A few beers short of a six-pack..
- No grain in the silo..
- Too much yardage between the goal posts..
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse..
- Receiver is off the hook..
- Several nuts short of a full pouch..
- Skylight leaks a little..
- Slinky's kinked..
- Surfing in Nebraska..
- In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little further apart than most..